Wednesday, 5 November 2025

Clouds as Storage Rooms

Metaphor: Digital storage is often described as “the Cloud,” suggesting a floating repository where data is safely kept above us.

Problem / Misleading Aspect: This metaphor implies a tangible, centralised, almost magical location, misleading users about the distributed, relational nature of storage systems. It erases the complexity of servers, networks, protocols, and access patterns, and encourages naive assumptions about security, permanence, or accessibility.

Relational Ontology Correction: Cloud storage is a relational alignment of distributed hardware, software, and network potentials. Data exists only in the context of these interactions; there is no floating archive in the sky.

Parody / Conceptual Highlight: Taken literally, one might imagine data drifting on fluffy cumulonimbus, servers in the clouds playing musical chairs, or your photos of cats gently raining down in the wrong order. The humour exposes the conceptual misstep: the cloud metaphor misleads by suggesting an isolated, tangible repository rather than a dynamic relational system.

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